i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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