but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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