I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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