with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My cat gives me a boner
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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