STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.