The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.