Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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