and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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