i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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