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ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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