His pubic hair was longer than his dick
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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