When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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