have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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