Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize