All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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