oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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