I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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