Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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