Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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