who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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