After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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