We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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