turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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