return my video game
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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