My liver just broke up with me...
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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