I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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