Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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