i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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