my vag is so smooth its legendary
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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