He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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