But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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