i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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