lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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