Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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