Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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