Don't you send me to vm
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
please come you make the beer taste better
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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