He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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