I swear she didn't look like that last week.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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