I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
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I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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