Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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