I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
either way he was missing a nipple.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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