I'm lost and stupid without you.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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