theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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