hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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