"it" just moved
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I will die if light touches me.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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