I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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