Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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