Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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