i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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