we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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