I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
