puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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