oh god the rape fog is back!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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