Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
My ATM looks so different sober.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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