yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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