how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I came so hard my ears popped.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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